What The Butler Saw

Dear Sir

Whilst I accept that the scene you witnessed in your chamber was indeed unacceptable, I feel duty bound to point out some mitigating factors which you may wish to take note of when considering my future at Meikleston Manor.

On the day in question I was passing your chambers when I heard an unusual sound. I knelt to take a peep through your keyhole (as is customary, I might add, for a butler to check his master’s room so as not to unduly disturb him) whereupon I saw the new chambermaid from the city attending to your bedding. Now as you know, we have all had our reservations about this young city girl and her visible petticoats but the tale I am about to tell will prove just how wily her ways are, Sir.

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I was about to leave her to her business when she made a strange sound and fell upon your bed, Sir, her skirts flying up to reveal her undergarments. She looked like she may be in some trouble as she was wriggling around looking rather flushed. I was about to enter your chamber to check upon her wellbeing when she did the most extraordinary thing, Sir. She pulled down her bloomers and exposed her naked rump for all to see! Well, as you can imagine I was so flabbergasted to witness such a sight in the broad daylight on your very bed, that I was stunned into a sort of paralysis as I watched.

Then, to my horror, before my very eyes, she reached underneath herself and pressed her fingers about her sexual parts. Her woman’s bloom became fairly rosy and plump as her slender digits disappeared into that wanton cavern, her face pressed into your linens. I stayed silent for a few more moments just in case there was indeed something wrong with this creature – I am not so familiar with the ways of the fairer sex and thought perhaps she was attending to ladies’ doings.

Well, as she pulled and tugged and thrust her fingers into herself, I had a happening of my own, Sir. I had grown uncomfortable in my kneeling position and had to shift somewhat. The scuffle may have alerted her to my presence as she paused and looked at the door. I cannot be sure but she had a look of wickedness upon her city dweller’s face and withdrew her fingers from herself and changed position, reaching out to your clothes brush as she did.

Sir, I hesitate to say what happened next.

She lay back into your sheets and pulled her skirts up fully and unbuttoned her blouse and stays to reveal her naked chest which heaved with her laden breasts. The light did strike them so and her nipples gleamed in the shaft of afternoon sun.

My britches were growing tight around my nether regions and I shifted again to avoid any sort of cramping.

Her knees fell apart and her womanly space was directly in my line of sight. I’d never seen one so exposed and thought she must be quite ill. The dark curls adorning the ruby red lips had rather an appeal if you like to look at that sort of thing, Sir. I could see the dark pulsing of her entrance and the fluttering of her pouting lips as she drew… and here’s where I hesitate, Sir, she drew the tortoiseshell handle of your clothes brush down between those nether lips and rubbed it around and around, parting herself further. Well, sir, imagine my horror when she took your property and deftly pushed it right up into her succulent quim! I was near beside myself with fury as she thrust it in and out, it glistening and gleaming with those strange and mysterious potions which seep from a lady, Sir...

To be continued...

*Exciting news flash!*
This story came second in Oleander's competition and because of some news to come soon... I'm only giving you a little taster of the story for now...
Look out for announcements soon! x x x

This story was written for the delightfully naughty Ms Oleander Plume's Pick a Prompt story competition - why not join in? Lots of fun! Click here.

And since it's Wednesday - I'm also going to join in with Wicked Wednesday! It's been a week firsts :D - I've been following WW for ages and some of the writing is utterly breathtaking - The prompt is Three - I've made and posted three new pieces of work this week - this one being the third. Click on the rainbow for more...

*BLOG UPDATE*

This was chosen by Ms Rebel as one of her THREE!! See here - I'm so excited :D

Chemical [se]X Release Day!

That's right folks - Bring on the dancing girls! Pucker your lips around that bugle - make ready for the fanfare parade - Chemical [se]X is now available!

Here's the blurby bit

Sex and chocolate! Was there ever such a marriage made in heaven? Isn't the thought of it making you bite your lip? Chocolate melting on your tongue…desire pooling in your gut… There's a chemical connection between sex and chocolate that makes our craving for the pair together far more than the sum of its parts. 

Oleander Plume has always been obsessed by this coupling and so, inspired by her wicked short story Chemical [se]X, she corralled a baker's dozen of erotica writers and force fed them chocolate until they complied with her wishes. Each one of them has turned in a mini-masterpiece of chocolate, seduction and red-hot sizzling sex that will have your cheeks burning and your fingers reaching for just…one…more. 

All of the writers Oleander selected are at the top of their high caliber game. From seasoned writers who've already proved their mettle to a number of extraordinarily gifted newcomers, you'll find so much satisfaction between these pages. In every story, the aphrodisiac chocolates developed in Oleander's original story put in an appearance—causing a submissive to turn Domme, kicking off an orgy at a roller disco, rekindling a long-dead marriage, and playing havoc within the repressed confines of religious order. Men jump on men, a woman jumps on her husband's boss, twosomes become threesomes become foursomes… These chocolates need to carry a warning—just like this book—too hot to handle! 

Naturally, each copy of Chemical [se]X should come with its own small gold box of aphrodisiac chocolates. We're so sorry it doesn't! But rest assured, the stories you'll find between these pages will leave you just as heated as any aphrodisiac could have done. Finger-licking good! 

Here's the trailer to hopefully whet your appetite (and panties, if we've done our job properly!)

This has been an amazing book to work on - mainly because of how much fun and hard working the other authors are - but this was all brought together by one incredible lady - if you don't know her already - you bloody well should - it's the editor - the awesome, the incredible, Queen Oleander Fuckalicious Plume! Follow her on Twitter, not only is she supportive and creative, she's hysterical!

Here's some bit's about the stories you can expect to get you hawt!

Oleander Plume's Chemical [se]X kicked the whole thing off as a potent South American herb is developed into the most irresistible chocolate ever. 

In Malin James's Bittersweet, one taste of the sexy chocolates is enough for a submissive to come over all Domme with her married lover. 

For her first published outing, Ella Dawson takes us back to the college dorm where the Friendly Neighborhood Drug Dealer is peddling candy that has a whole new affect… 

In Flat Warming, Exhibit A's lovelorn bachelor finds succor when a different kind of hunger drives new flat mates to set aside the sweets and start munching on each other instead. 

For a long-time married couple, life in the bedroom has virtually ground to a halt in Jade A Waters' The Connection. That is until the wife hears about a new brand of chocolate… 

In Tabitha Rayne's, The Dinner Guest, a couple unearth their secret kinky desires when an old college friend starts dishing out the chocolates. 

When a temp lands a job in the offices of the chocolate manufacturer, she uncovers some unexpectedly sweet perks... It's Chocolate Covered by F. Leonora Solomon. 

In [du]X, Dario Dalla Lasta takes us for a testosterone-charged spin around the roller-disco courtesy of, you guessed it, some very special chocolates. 

When her husband's boss comes for dinner, one woman's dessert turns into something extraordinary when she chooses a novel ingredient for making the ganache—Dinner for Three from L. Maretta. 

In Jacob Louder's Thursday Threesome/Birthday Foursome the usual dynamic of a Thursday threesome is all shook up by the arrival of an extra guest and the ingestion of the aphrodisiacs. 

C. E. Hansen offers us a sizzling journey home from work in The Commute—after all, why wait until you get home? 

Disappearing into the woodshed usually means a horror story, but not in Tamsin Flowers' lethargic, Deep South encounter with The Stranger. 

In Oleander Plume's Coffee Break, two young contractors take on more than they bargained for at the Mayor's residence—but then maybe they shouldn't have helped themselves to the chocolates! 

The collection closes with The Alleged Savage, Annabeth Leong's delicious novella of repressed lust, original sin and chocolate frenzy

Come and buy your copy now - you'll be oooozing oxytocin before you know it!

Amazon com
Amazon UK

It's paperback too!

There's a whole website dedicated to this chocolate literary erotic experience - come take a look :)
http://chemicalsex.wordpress.com/

My Writing Process - blog tour

Hello hello! I got tagged by the gorgeous Kd Grace for this fun writing process blog - a bunch of writers playing tig and sharing how they work :D here's Kd's here - fascinating insight into her writing quirks and a sneaky peek into a new genre.
So I did an angsty hop recently so let's see if anything's changed in a coupla weeks!

1)     What am I working on?

Quiet night in

Recently I've taken a little break from writing - even though I am halfway through a story of infidelity set in the 50s - I needed to just stop and take a breath. However, the creatives among you will know that you can't do nothing! You cannot not express yourself in some way at least once a day - so I've been indulging in doodles and sketches. Here's one I did today for my friend Lily Harlem ;) 

2)     How does my work differ from others of its genre?

Well, while I work under the umbrella of erotica, I don't think anything I've ever written or created adheres strictly to a specific genre or type. That can be tricky if someone asks what my stories are about. There's a few books I've written that simply can't be placed with conventional publishers because they just can't be labelled. My trilogy (The Meeting Point) is basically about the impending apocalypse and how transcendental sexual connection will save the day... (I think). 

3)     Why do I write what I do?

I just go with whatever doors are opened in my imagination at the time. Over the past few years the erotic genre has been the key that seems to open that door and the stories have just flowed. This may change - sometimes I shift to poetry, sometimes graphic novels, I could never pin myself down. The reason that writing erotica is so gratifying is that you can explore any sub genre. And if you do it well and get involved completely in the scene you are committing to the page - by god, you can not beat that rush! I am telling you - phew! It sure has its benefits ;)

4)     How does your writing process work?

Usually I will have had the bit of the story I need to write simmering away in my mind for a few days and wait excitedly for those hours when I can sit uninterrupted at my laptop - I'll ache for that moment. Then it will come and I will find anything to avoid putting my bum on that chair. The bathroom suddenly looks shabby and needs repainted, or the flowerbed which has been neglected for years will suddenly need weeding... it's only when my precious few hours have almost drained away that I grab a huge mug of tea and sit down and blast the keys until I'm ready to pass out that it all comes out. I've always worked best under guilt and pressure!
Well there you have it - thanks so much for tagging me Kd!

Here's my taggees! 
I decided to tag the fantastic Oleander Plume again because I loved the answers to her other hop so much. Here's a little bit about the gal:
Oleander Plume writes erotica, shops for shoes and sometimes ponders the bigger picture. She can be found online at oleanderplume.blogspot.com
Oh you must follow her on Twitter - she's great fun! 
I'm also tagging the AWESOME Justine Elyot. A huge favourite of mine and even though she's my buddy I'm still a total fangirl. I've just finished reading Lecture Notes and it's another 5*!

Justine Elyot writes erotic fiction for a number of publishers including Black Lace, Mischief and Totally Bound. Her popular books include On Demand, The Business of Pleasure, Meeting Her Match and Kinky.

Oh - you can follow the progress of this hop and read lots of other writers' contributions by hanging out at Twitter with this tag #mywritingprocess

Thanks for stopping by - and remember to check out those sites x x x