Well, I don't think it's escaped anyone's notice that the pinnacle of the romantic year is almost upon us. Valentine's day. Hmmm, dreaming about heart shaped chocolates, roses, poems with sublime naughty undertones.
But first - another vitally important ceremony which determines whether afore mentioned loveliness will happen...
The post winter moult. Yikes.
In nature this happens spontaneously and without any implements of torture (my carpets bear testament to this by my animal friends depositing little piles of fur and fluff all over). In my human world though, the defuzzing is a torturous affair that I take the whole winter to work up to.
And today is the day.
I have to wear nylon stockings tomorrow (yay a party!) now those of you who have worn real nylons before know how they ruche and wrinkle at the merest hint of lady growth beneath them. So ankles, shins, calves, knees and thighs must be silky smooth.
So I am writing this blog waiting for the soluble aspirin to take effect. Here's a tip if you are about to get your legs waxed - taking aspirin (if you can - I'm no medic - read the label and all that...) may help stop the redness and blotching - it does for me anyway. Then it's off with my hair!
I was thinking how lovely to be a character in a naughty romance - I have never had any of mine that I've made up or read about have to go through this ordeal (unless it's part of a saucy scene).
When I'm writing, my ladies are all fully prepared at all times, their legs all soft and smooth, for themselves or whoever they chose to run their fingers up and down without cringing inside thinking I really ought to take care of that...
Anyhoo, the wax is-a-bubblin'.
Thanks for reading, have a lovely day,
Tabitha x x x
Thursday, 9 February 2012
Monday, 6 February 2012
Things that will distract me all day
Hi there,
I have just got the first round of edits back for A Clockwork Butterfly - my futuristic romp - and it is always something I enjoy doing - first of all - there is always a deadline; I thrive on a deadline. Secondly, thank goodness there's an editor to pick up on the things I've missed and bring out the best.
However, deadline or no deadline, there are a few things which will distract me until I get into my writing room - where all outside life ceases to exist - I just have to make it through the door...
Until then, I will be thinking about:
Now, I think I have chased everything out of my brain sufficiently to make space for my edits.
Thanks for sharing the rant and have a lovely day,
T x x
I have just got the first round of edits back for A Clockwork Butterfly - my futuristic romp - and it is always something I enjoy doing - first of all - there is always a deadline; I thrive on a deadline. Secondly, thank goodness there's an editor to pick up on the things I've missed and bring out the best.
However, deadline or no deadline, there are a few things which will distract me until I get into my writing room - where all outside life ceases to exist - I just have to make it through the door...
Until then, I will be thinking about:
- Unblocking the kitchen sink - think somebody might have pushed spaghetti down it instead of pulling it out - grrr.
- My new shoes - they are gorgeous - think I may just put them on anyway...
- What is involved in a blog hop and should I sign up for one? There's loads right now and they look like fun.
- My jaw which seems unable to shut completely - maybe slightly unhinged? (the jaw...not me)
- Ughhh, the wallpaper which is hanging off in the hallway... shall I just...
- This is the biggest one - HOW CAN I GET TO EROTICON 2012 in three weeks? It's miles away so will involve a mini-break and being able to meet all the ladies I love (yeay! - but major household organisation, train/flights/hotel)
- The script I'm currently writing.
Now, I think I have chased everything out of my brain sufficiently to make space for my edits.
Thanks for sharing the rant and have a lovely day,
T x x
Tuesday, 31 January 2012
Limes and sales...
I'm over at Spicin It Up today talking about how buying limes has inspired my editing... come on over and see what I'm on about.
But, and here's the thing - THE BEACHWALK SALE IS NEARLY OVER! If you haven't read my (award winning... yeeha!) paranormal novella, Mia's Books yet, or the other fab Beachwalk books on offer, quick - they're going for cheap - but not for much longer x x x
But, and here's the thing - THE BEACHWALK SALE IS NEARLY OVER! If you haven't read my (award winning... yeeha!) paranormal novella, Mia's Books yet, or the other fab Beachwalk books on offer, quick - they're going for cheap - but not for much longer x x x
Thursday, 19 January 2012
Lucy Felthouse and Susie White
Today I'm very pleased to let you know about another new release from the fab Lucy Felthouse - Susie White and The Right Hand Man - here's a little taster - treat yourself!
A
wedding, an evil plan, a love story and a sacrifice are the order of the day in
this modern retelling of Snow White and the Huntsman.
Susie White and her stepmother-to-be
have never seen eye to eye, despite all of Susie’s best efforts to be friendly.
Eager not to spoil her father’s happiness, Susie still agrees to be bridesmaid
at their wedding. When the big day comes, she meets Louise’s right hand man,
Scott. Susie had never believed in love at first sight until that moment. The
pair hit it off, sharing a mutual dislike of Louise and her wicked ways. Their
camaraderie quickly develops into something more, and they date in secret until
it’s time for Susie to leave for University – and freedom. Unfortunately, Scott
has an earth-shattering revelation, which means the two of them of them must
work together to unravel Louise’s evil plan, before it’s too late.
More info and buy links: http://lucyfelthouse.co.uk/published-works/susie-white-and-the-right-hand-man/
*****
Excerpt:
I should have known my stepmother was
up to something when she offered to help me move all my stuff to my University
digs. It wasn’t like her to be civil, much less helpful, but I figured that she
was happy I was moving hundreds of miles away, and therefore would do anything
to make sure it happened as quickly as possible.
As my father’s only child, I’m the
sole heir to White’s Bites, a massively profitable confectionary company based
in Wiltshire, England. My stepmother had made no secret of the fact she
resented that she wouldn’t get a stake in the business, should anything happen
to my father. Of course, the reason for this was that my father knew the first
thing the witch would do was put the business on the market to get her greedy
little hands on the cash. I, on the other hand, loved White’s Bites and would
continue to run it to the best of my ability.
We’d never seen eye to eye, my
stepmother and I. However, it wasn’t the usual ‘child resents someone trying to
replace their parent’ syndrome, it was her that resented me.
My mom had died of cancer when I was
fifteen. My father and I were devastated, as you’d expect, but I’d always urged
him to get on with his life. After all, it’s what mom would have wanted, and I
certainly didn’t want my dad to be lonely when I got married and left home.
So, a couple of years later, when dad
met Louise and they started dating, I was thrilled. He was happy, therefore so
was I. Soon it became more serious and dad wanted me to meet her. I was
excited, but nervous.
When the time came and Louise had
walked into our house, I’d been in awe. Don’t get me wrong, my mom had been
beautiful, but in a natural way, as if she didn’t realise, or care. But Louise
clearly did. Her gorgeous hair was perfectly quaffed, and her attractive
features were enhanced by expertly applied makeup. Her outfit looked like
something from a fashion magazine. I managed to pull myself together before she
saw me standing there, all slack-jawed and stupid-looking. Walking towards her,
I’d held out a hand.
“Louise!” I’d said, beaming, “I’m so
pleased to finally meet you. Dad’s told me so much about you.”
She’d smiled thinly and without any
real emotion. “Charmed, I’m sure, Susan.” She’d shaken my hand gingerly, as
though she was afraid she’d catch something. I’d half expected her to wipe her
hand on her clothes afterwards.
“Oh please, call me Susie.” I’d said,
ignoring her odd behaviour. I’d been eager to get on with the woman, knowing it
would please my father. “Everyone does.”
Another tight-lipped smile. I’d tried
hard to make conversation with her and make her feel comfortable in our home.
But I never felt like I was succeeding. At first, I put it down to her being
nervous or shy, but as weeks and months passed, I still never felt as though
Louise warmed to me. I never bothered my father with my concerns. After all, as
long as she liked him, what did it matter?
While Louise and my father were just
dating, things weren’t too bad. They went to restaurants, the theatre, the
cinema, and so on. I didn’t see her very often, and therefore didn’t have to
put up with her frosty behaviour towards me.
Naturally, everything changed when
dad told me he was going to ask Louise to marry him. He’d sat me down to break the
news – fortunately – and I’d done my best to act delighted. Luckily, dad hadn’t
noticed anything was amiss, and as he’d chatted about ceremonies, honeymoons
and Louise moving in, a cold shiver had run up my back. This could not end
well.
More info and buy links: http://lucyfelthouse.co.uk/published-works/susie-white-and-the-right-hand-man/
*****
Lucy is a graduate of the University
of Derby, where she studied Creative Writing. During her first year, she was
dared to write an erotic story - so she did. It went down a storm and she's
never looked back. Lucy has had stories published by Cleis Press, Constable and
Robinson, House of Erotica, Noble Romance, Ravenous Romance, Summerhouse
Publishing, Sweetmeats Press and Xcite Books. She is also the editor of Uniform
Behaviour and Seducing the Myth. Find out more at
http://www.lucyfelthouse.co.uk. You can also find her on Facebook and Twitter. You can also subscribe to her
newsletter at: http://eepurl.com/gMQb9
Wednesday, 11 January 2012
It's Easy as Editing!
Hello again,
Well, I don't know about you, but this new year has got me wanting to clear out all the old stuff that seems to just over take my home!
I am not what one would term 'a domestic goddess' so when I decide that I really must get on with some housework, I usually drift off into that dreamy writer zone and waft my way over to my laptop - and where a shiny new room should be, a story is formed instead.
So how did I manage to spend the day yesterday clearing everything out, sorting, folding, cleaning ironing (!) and even hoovering (!!) until a house of joy appeared?
Well, I'll tell you...
It's as easy as editing! That's it. Pretend your house is a story and you have to make it better. Just cut all the stuff that doesn't help or isn't needed and hey presto - a streamline sexy clean house. It was a total revelation for me. I know what I'm supposed to be doing and how to do it if I think of it in writing terms. Now, where to submit it?
And on submission news - I have just signed a contract with Beachwalk Press for my new saucy novel, A Clockwork Butterfly- yay! Be sure to check out Beachwalk as they are having a New Year Sale right now - so if you haven't read Mia's Books yet, grab it for a bargain.
Now, I'm off to see what else I can 'edit'.
Love T x x
Well, I don't know about you, but this new year has got me wanting to clear out all the old stuff that seems to just over take my home!
So how did I manage to spend the day yesterday clearing everything out, sorting, folding, cleaning ironing (!) and even hoovering (!!) until a house of joy appeared?
Well, I'll tell you...
It's as easy as editing! That's it. Pretend your house is a story and you have to make it better. Just cut all the stuff that doesn't help or isn't needed and hey presto - a streamline sexy clean house. It was a total revelation for me. I know what I'm supposed to be doing and how to do it if I think of it in writing terms. Now, where to submit it?
And on submission news - I have just signed a contract with Beachwalk Press for my new saucy novel, A Clockwork Butterfly- yay! Be sure to check out Beachwalk as they are having a New Year Sale right now - so if you haven't read Mia's Books yet, grab it for a bargain.
Now, I'm off to see what else I can 'edit'.
Love T x x
Tuesday, 3 January 2012
Happy New Year!
2012 already? How did that happen?
So what's all the resolution action going on out there then? I usually resolve not to resolve anything - that way, I can always feel good about my achievements and never have any disappointments... that's the theory anyway.
My favourite resolution that I did keep to was to stop wearing black all the time. I stuck to that one and now relish colours and fabrics. All sorts of inspirational feelings can come from wearing particular colours. Like putting on your favourite song, a colourful skirt or top can make you feel fab. Orange is a favourite of mine with turquoise a close second. Oh, and RED!
Of course, there are a few things where my beloved black still lives on - like stockings and undies... but on the whole, colour, colour, colour!
Something I do need to do is tell you all about the sale at Beachwalk - where you can get Mia's Books - click here to read a fab review...
So, here's to 2012 - May all your dreams come true!
Love T x x x
So what's all the resolution action going on out there then? I usually resolve not to resolve anything - that way, I can always feel good about my achievements and never have any disappointments... that's the theory anyway.
My favourite resolution that I did keep to was to stop wearing black all the time. I stuck to that one and now relish colours and fabrics. All sorts of inspirational feelings can come from wearing particular colours. Like putting on your favourite song, a colourful skirt or top can make you feel fab. Orange is a favourite of mine with turquoise a close second. Oh, and RED!
Of course, there are a few things where my beloved black still lives on - like stockings and undies... but on the whole, colour, colour, colour!
Something I do need to do is tell you all about the sale at Beachwalk - where you can get Mia's Books - click here to read a fab review...
So, here's to 2012 - May all your dreams come true!
Love T x x x
Wednesday, 21 December 2011
Missed You!
Oh my little blog, how I've missed you!
I have been beavering away finally finishing my novel, The Clockwork Butterfly. I'm really pleased with it and now working on the synopsis... this, my friends is a different matter. Trying to condense your riveting, witty, sexy, 255 page book down to a few key scenes is just horrendous! In fact, it is a real skill, I think. There must be professional synopsis writers out there...?
Anyway, my poor book, which this morning I was floating on air about, now sounds just chaotic and odd. I think my deadline for submitting it to publisher by Christmas, may have to be rethought...
Enough of this! Let's talk about Christmas and New Year!
I just love this time of year - I dread the dark nights so the holiday season is very welcome indeed! I will be up at the crack of dawn on Christmas morning, tearing open my stocking and getting tiddly on Champers first thing - my little tradition I keep all for myself.
My very exciting news for January is that the Wonderful, delicious, Justine Elyot will be joining me over at Spicin' it Up on the 17th to talk about her new book, Meeting Her Match.
So, my friends, I wish you joy, peace and love for the holidays - and I hope Santa is good to you!
Love T x x x
I have been beavering away finally finishing my novel, The Clockwork Butterfly. I'm really pleased with it and now working on the synopsis... this, my friends is a different matter. Trying to condense your riveting, witty, sexy, 255 page book down to a few key scenes is just horrendous! In fact, it is a real skill, I think. There must be professional synopsis writers out there...?
Anyway, my poor book, which this morning I was floating on air about, now sounds just chaotic and odd. I think my deadline for submitting it to publisher by Christmas, may have to be rethought...
Enough of this! Let's talk about Christmas and New Year!
I just love this time of year - I dread the dark nights so the holiday season is very welcome indeed! I will be up at the crack of dawn on Christmas morning, tearing open my stocking and getting tiddly on Champers first thing - my little tradition I keep all for myself.
My very exciting news for January is that the Wonderful, delicious, Justine Elyot will be joining me over at Spicin' it Up on the 17th to talk about her new book, Meeting Her Match.
So, my friends, I wish you joy, peace and love for the holidays - and I hope Santa is good to you!
Love T x x x
Friday, 9 December 2011
Immoral Views - Big Release!
Oh what a happy girl am I! Two of my very favourite things in one book - erotic stories and erotic drawings - I introduce to you, Immoral Views with tales from some of my very favourite authors too... Be sure to get a copy - put it on your Santa list (I know I am;)) - it looks fabulous x x x
Sweetmeats
Press proudly presents FIVE titillating tales from erotica's sultriest
mistresses!
In THE
CIRCUS, the line is blurred between spectator and performer in a theatre of
pleasure and pain!
Then,
adventurous Izzy searches two continents for her perfectly perverted Prince
Charming in INSIDE LOOKING OUT.
In ALLOTTED
VIEWS a nosey gardener is treated to a raunchy ritual through her bedroom
window.
PAINTED
PUSSYCAT sees an innocent student welcomed into the Circle of Ink where
tattoos, bondage and exhibitionism are all part of her initiation.
And finally,
a young policeman risks his reputation and his job for the adrenaline rush of
sex alfresco in CAUGHT IN THE ACT!
It may not be
polite to stare.....but it's certainly a lot of fun. Slip inside these pages to
celebrate your secret voyeur, and it will be our perverse pleasure to share our
Immoral Views with you!
Edited by
Kojo Black, and containing stories from Kay Jaybee, Lexie Bay, K D Grace,
Rebecca Bond and Lucy Felthouse. Illustrations by Florian Meacci are only
available in paperback editions, and eBook edition from Waterstone's.
Tuesday, 29 November 2011
Hello out there!
Well, I've been tucked away in my writing shed, completely neglecting my little blog - I'm sorry, sometimes, something's gotta give... though I am up to a very respectable 46,000 words on my current novel, The Clockwork Butterfly. It was meant to be an erotic steampunk romance, but it has turned into a futuristic romp instead - you never know where these things take you (well, I don't at least...).
BUT I am still the Tuesday Girl over at Spicin' It Up - so come and join us girls there if you're cravin' the chat!
I am on the Beachwalk Holiday Blog tour and will be sharing my Holiday Chaos at Getting Naughty Between The Stacks this week.
Have a lovely week - and don't forget to join us on the Holiday Scavenger Hunt from Beachwalk which starts on Friday - prizes and fun!
T x x
BUT I am still the Tuesday Girl over at Spicin' It Up - so come and join us girls there if you're cravin' the chat!
I am on the Beachwalk Holiday Blog tour and will be sharing my Holiday Chaos at Getting Naughty Between The Stacks this week.
Have a lovely week - and don't forget to join us on the Holiday Scavenger Hunt from Beachwalk which starts on Friday - prizes and fun!
T x x
Tuesday, 22 November 2011
A Death That Lingers - Launch
I'm so excited to have a fellow Beachwalk author here today, Kaylie Newell is promoting her debut romance novel, A Death That Lingers. Welcome and huge congratulations on your release!
Tabitha, thank you so much for having me today! I’m over the moon about the release of my
very first book, A Death That Lingers.
I started writing it on Valentine’s Day, 2010. It’s been a long, hard road, full of too many
ups and downs to count. But I can’t
describe how truly great it’s been. I’ve
grown as a writer and as a person. I’ve
learned what disappointment is and what true happiness feels like. If you can name an emotion, I’ve felt it!
A Death That Lingers is a story about a woman who discovers
strength she never knew she had when she leaves an abusive husband, and in the
process discovers a brand new life, and a brand new love. It’s the book I always wanted to write. The book of my heart, as my best friend calls
it. And that’s very true. It’s my hope that it will touch the hearts of
others, as well.
I love to hear from readers J You can find me at www.kaylienewell.com, and on Facebook at
www.facebook.com/kaylienewell
Go on treat yourself!
Tabitha x x
Monday, 21 November 2011
Oysters & Chocolate!
Hooray! I'm very excited as my story, Francesca's Mother is featured on the fabulous Oysters & Chocolate site today.
It is a short story about a woman who is thrown back into memories of her friend's mother and her own sexual awakening, when she catches a glimpse of a beautiful young woman at the swimming pool.
I loved writing this story and am even more delighted that you can read it today, why not grab a coffee, go on over to O&C and check it out.
Happy reading,
Tabitha x
It is a short story about a woman who is thrown back into memories of her friend's mother and her own sexual awakening, when she catches a glimpse of a beautiful young woman at the swimming pool.
I loved writing this story and am even more delighted that you can read it today, why not grab a coffee, go on over to O&C and check it out.
Happy reading,
Tabitha x
Thursday, 10 November 2011
Diane Alberts - Why Romance?
It is my pleasure to have Diane Alberts with me today, talking about her love of romance and treating us to an excerpt from her new book Kill Me Tomorrow. So sit back, relax, take five minutes to yourself and read all about it - the trailer is fab too. Looking forward to this one!
Why romance?
People often ask me why I write romance. Why the heck not? I
love telling the story of boy meets girl. And I love all of the passion, lust,
love, and even hatred that ensue. And, I will admit it; I am addicted to
Happily Ever After. In a world where bad news always
comes first, why not lose oneself in a happy love story? Sure, the hero might
get beat up, and the heroine might be kidnapped…but it always ends happy.
If fairytales ended with: And then they got a divorce, and
he married a woman thirty years younger than him, not many people would read
them. I know I wouldn’t.
When Jasmine and Gavin, from my new paranormal 1NightStand
book at Decadent Publishing called Kill
Me Tomorrow, meet…they are enemies. She is sworn to kill him—and all he
wants it to make love to her. Worse yet: how is she supposed to kill him when
he’s the first man to make her feel passion?
What happens when the two enemies collide? I guess you’ll
just have to read it to find out.
Kill Me Tomorrow is a
paranormal romance book, in Decadent Publishing’s fabulous 1Night Stand series.
The series revolves around the enigmatic Madame Eve who always seems to be able
to find the perfect match for that special someone.
Blurb:
Jasmine Baruch is a
jinn-a supernatural being who fights demons with fire. While that’s difficult
enough, she’s got bigger problems. She’s a virgin, and in the jinn culture,
that is sheer blasphemy. Jinn are supposed to be passionate, promiscuous
creatures-everything she isn’t. Due to marry the next day, she takes matters
into her own hands by using 1NS. But, like the rest of her life, nothing is
easy. The man chosen for her, though incredibly gorgeous, is a demi-sanguine; a
half-human, half-demon-her enemy.
Gavin Werbato is
looking for an easy night of sex. Nothing more, nothing less. Instead, he gets
a gorgeous jinn convinced it is her duty to kill him. He can certainly think of
better things to do with her soft hands than murder. He need only convince her
of that…
Can the fire sparked
when these beings collide be controlled, or will it consume their world as they
know it?
Excerpt:
She’d accomplished nothing at all.
Nothing.
A weight sank beside her on the bed, and she shrieked.
She darted a glance at the door, but it remained locked. Of course it did—
portals didn’t hold back demons.
“Good punch.” He laughed and rubbed his nose. “Some men
might hold a grudge—but not me. I heal too fast.”
Indeed he did. A glance at his face revealed features as
gorgeous as ever. This sucked for the self-pity party she’d been trying to
throw.
She preferred him bloody and not so devilishly striking.
She groaned and dropped her head into her hands. “Why
won’t you just leave?” He caressed her arm in a lazy, seductive way, and she
shivered. “Stop that.”
His hand stopped moving, but he didn’t remove it. “Why do
I have to stop?” he murmured. “Why do I have to leave?” He traced an invisible
path leading up to her shoulder. From there, he grasped a curl and twirled it
between his fingers, as if testing its elasticity. Her scalp tingled at his
tender tug, and a jolt of lightning shot straight to her stomach, causing her
to bite back a moan.
“Because….” She lifted her head, and turned to face him.
His eyes were so blue they were nearly purple, which,
combined with his light blond hair, made him a lethal opponent indeed. How
could she resist such a gorgeous creature, knowing that it might be her last
chance to rid herself of her virginity? Yet, how could she say yes? “Because
you are half demon, and I am a jinn. We are adversaries, you and I.”
“I’m not an evil demi-sanguine,” he assured her
calmly. “I don’t rape, kill, or pillage. I’m unremarkably human—plus a few
small details. But you are hardly normal yourself,” he drawled with a lazy
grin. “And I’d like to make love to you.”
Buy links:
Website: www.dianealberts.com
Twitter: http://twitter.com/#!/DianeAlberts
Wednesday, 9 November 2011
Blog Hoppery
So what, you may not need to ask, but I do - is a Blog Hop? Well, this week my lovely lady friends over at Spicin' It Up showed me how it's done - There are squillions of blogs all listed at the bottom of the post where you can go and join in the fun - commenting and getting involved with the chance of WINNING PRIZES! We're giving away 4 of our books to any potential hoppers so why not come and have a look, there's lots of great blogs to have a squizz at.
See you there,
T x x
See you there,
T x x
Monday, 7 November 2011
I love Lucy!
Hello again,
It's my big pleasure to bring another helping of the lovely Lucy Felthouse who is introducing her new release, Brick Dust & Bedsprings!
It's my big pleasure to bring another helping of the lovely Lucy Felthouse who is introducing her new release, Brick Dust & Bedsprings!
Blurb:
There are chores to be done, but it’s
much more fun to stand at the window and watch the rippling muscles and sweaty
torsos of the men paving her driveway- her window sill never got cleaned so
thoroughly before!
But when sexy brothers Marcus and Jamie
catch their customer looking, the action rapidly moves from the front of the
house to the bedroom…
Buy links:
*****
Lucy is a graduate of the
University of Derby, where she studied Creative Writing. During her first year,
she was dared to write an erotic story - so she did. It went down a storm and
she's never looked back. Lucy has had stories published by Cleis Press, Noble
Romance, Ravenous Romance, Summerhouse Publishing, Sweetmeats Press and Xcite
Books. She is also the editor of Uniform Behaviour and Seducing the Myth. Find
out more at http://www.lucyfelthouse.co.uk.
You can also find her on Facebook
and Twitter.
*****
And now for your pleasure -
an excerpt:
I heard the rumble of an engine, and
craned my neck to look out of the window. Yes, they were here. My lips curved
into a smile, and I scuttled out to meet them.
“Morning!” I chirped brightly. The
two men turned from their van at the sound of my voice.
“Christ,” exclaimed the larger and
older of the two, “I wasn’t expecting you to be up at this hour!” It was nine
in the morning.
“You cheeky so and so. I’m not that
lazy. Besides I had to get up to move the car. You’d have struggled to dig the
drive up with my car on it, wouldn’t you?”
He winked cockily at me. “Mine’s a
coffee, please. Two sugars, plenty of milk.”
“Yes, Marcus. God, what did your last
slave die of? Jamie?” His brother looked up from the papers he was shuffling.
“Um, I’m alright for now actually.”
“Are you sure? I was only messing
about!”
“Yeah, I’m fine, I’ll have one
later.”
I sauntered back into the house and
started making drinks. I’d already flicked the kettle on in anticipation of
their arrival, and as I poured the milk into Marcus’ mug I chuckled to myself.
I’d delib¬erately used a pink one, just to piss him off. It wasn’t exactly the
most manly of mugs, as I’m sure you can imagine. Mind you, it would take more
than that to rob Marcus of his masculinity. Mmm.
He wasn’t my usual type. I usually go
for the more classic good-looking guy. You know, clean-shaven, nicely dressed,
and all that. Marcus definitely didn’t fall into that category. He wasn’t ugly,
by any means, but he’d never be on the cover of a magazine either. And you
certainly wouldn’t take him home to meet your parents. But he still oozed
sexiness out of every pore. Whether it was the fact that he was rough around
the edges, I don’t know. Maybe I was looking for a bit of rough.
I handed him his coffee with a cheeky
smile. After a question¬ing glance at the mug, he took a sip. He winced as the
hot liquid scalded his tongue. He swallowed slowly. I watched his Adam’s apple
contract and relax and felt my face start to heat up.
Against my better judgment I studied
him: his broad chest, huge biceps, strong-looking thighs clad in denim. Christ.
I felt my pussy twitch involuntarily and closed my eyes. When I opened them
again, he was looking at me. Oops. A moment of charged silence, then he smiled,
all the while staring at my chest. I glanced down, and wanted to die of
embarrassment. My nipples were rock hard and straining against the thin cotton
top I was wearing.
“Must be cold,” I blurted, not
wanting him to know the effect he was having on me. Marcus looked at me, then
glanced up at the burning sun. He raised his eyebrows.
“Right,” I mumbled, desperate to get
away. “I’ve got chores to do indoors; gimme a shout if you want anything.”
“Anything?” he enquired.
Monday, 31 October 2011
Halloween Never Used to be THIS Busy!
I am pooped!
What a weekend - and it's still not over... Halloween-wise. I've been at the Whipped Cream and Goddess Fish Halloween Blog Fest - great fun and frantically busy - keeping up with posts, reading excerpts all sorts of luverly stuff. Then there's the costumes, pumpkin carving, decorations...
And now, tra-lah - it's the big day itself! I'm getting ready to go out guising with the young 'uns - (trick or treating). The tradition is that you must sing a song or tell a joke or a story to get your sweeties - but the youth of today say you don't need to, you just turn up at the door and say "trick or treat". Well, I would like a song. Or a joke at the very least...
Any good spooky jokes out there? I need an improvement on, "Why didn't the skeleton go to the ball?" - "He had no body to go with." Geddit? - no body...
Ahhh, see what I mean, I need help. I'll be getting no candy tonight with jokes like that...
In the meantime, you can read a very spooky excerpt from Mia's Books by following any of these links.
Warning, contains graphic erotica - adults only
Goddess Fish
Beachwalk
Amazon
Happy Halloween!
x x
What a weekend - and it's still not over... Halloween-wise. I've been at the Whipped Cream and Goddess Fish Halloween Blog Fest - great fun and frantically busy - keeping up with posts, reading excerpts all sorts of luverly stuff. Then there's the costumes, pumpkin carving, decorations...
And now, tra-lah - it's the big day itself! I'm getting ready to go out guising with the young 'uns - (trick or treating). The tradition is that you must sing a song or tell a joke or a story to get your sweeties - but the youth of today say you don't need to, you just turn up at the door and say "trick or treat". Well, I would like a song. Or a joke at the very least...
Any good spooky jokes out there? I need an improvement on, "Why didn't the skeleton go to the ball?" - "He had no body to go with." Geddit? - no body...
Ahhh, see what I mean, I need help. I'll be getting no candy tonight with jokes like that...
In the meantime, you can read a very spooky excerpt from Mia's Books by following any of these links.
Warning, contains graphic erotica - adults only
Goddess Fish
Beachwalk
Amazon
Happy Halloween!
x x
Friday, 28 October 2011
I'm going to a Blog Party - wanna come?
Uh-Huh!
Hi there,
Another first for me this weekend - I'm joining the whipped Cream and Goddess Fish Halloween Blog Fest... Scary? You betcha.
I'm looking forward to reading lots of other bloggers including Lacey Wolfe, Ella Jade, Lucy Felthouse, to name a few...
Spooky goings on, give-aways, prizes and glorious excerpts from lots of lovely romance books. Come and join the fun all weekend...
I'll be about on Sunday, talking about why ghost stories scare me so much and why I'm drawn to them...
Hope to see you there x
Hi there,
Another first for me this weekend - I'm joining the whipped Cream and Goddess Fish Halloween Blog Fest... Scary? You betcha.
I'm looking forward to reading lots of other bloggers including Lacey Wolfe, Ella Jade, Lucy Felthouse, to name a few...
Spooky goings on, give-aways, prizes and glorious excerpts from lots of lovely romance books. Come and join the fun all weekend...
I'll be about on Sunday, talking about why ghost stories scare me so much and why I'm drawn to them...
Hope to see you there x
Thursday, 20 October 2011
It's My Birthday!
Get out the bubbly, I'm celebrating!
A year ago today I was ready to chuck in the towel with my writing. I have written many mainstream bits and pieces including poems, short stories and two novels which had limited success (i.e. many rejections- though some were promising...). Anyway - one of my novels contained a steamy sex scene and I wanted to make sure it was a good un (taking it to my writing group wasn't an option ;)) so I sent off a saucy short to Xcite to test the water and see if I could write IT right!
As I mentioned, I was having a bad day, more rejections and big crisis in confidence. I told my man that, that was it, my dream of being a writer was in tatters and I'm giving up. Then I checked my email one last time - and there it was - Tra-lah! A reply from Xcite telling me they'd like to publish Retail Seduction in Kinky Girls.
Now, I'd always had a secret habit of writing naughties for myself, being too shy to buy any - so started to submit other stories. Imagine my joy when more got accepted - I'd found my niche.
But what about writing buddies? I am very social and love talking to other writers, hearing their news and ideas but my local writing group just didn't cater for the kink...
I tentatively looked up erotica on Facebook and I think the first page I liked was Erotica For All. From there I shyly asked other writers who I'd read and admired to be my friends - they did! And are! What a delight.
So now I'm still trying to get rid of these pesky mainstream novels, but working on erotic romance is where it's at for me.
Beachwalk Press took my novella, Mia's Books and it was published in July. Yay!
I have to go now but here's a list of people who make me happy (Among many, many more...) - I will come back and add to this list later - I'm late for a very important date!
Erotica for all
Kd Grace,
Justine Elyot,
Lucy Felthouse
Beachwalk Press
Lacy Wolfe
Pepper Anthony
Xcite Books
My man
Captain Paul Azad
Victoria Blisse
Shhh Women's Store
Kaleigh Newal
Theresa Stilwagon
Ms Rebecca Bond
Scarlet Hart
A year ago today I was ready to chuck in the towel with my writing. I have written many mainstream bits and pieces including poems, short stories and two novels which had limited success (i.e. many rejections- though some were promising...). Anyway - one of my novels contained a steamy sex scene and I wanted to make sure it was a good un (taking it to my writing group wasn't an option ;)) so I sent off a saucy short to Xcite to test the water and see if I could write IT right!
As I mentioned, I was having a bad day, more rejections and big crisis in confidence. I told my man that, that was it, my dream of being a writer was in tatters and I'm giving up. Then I checked my email one last time - and there it was - Tra-lah! A reply from Xcite telling me they'd like to publish Retail Seduction in Kinky Girls.
Now, I'd always had a secret habit of writing naughties for myself, being too shy to buy any - so started to submit other stories. Imagine my joy when more got accepted - I'd found my niche.
But what about writing buddies? I am very social and love talking to other writers, hearing their news and ideas but my local writing group just didn't cater for the kink...
I tentatively looked up erotica on Facebook and I think the first page I liked was Erotica For All. From there I shyly asked other writers who I'd read and admired to be my friends - they did! And are! What a delight.
So now I'm still trying to get rid of these pesky mainstream novels, but working on erotic romance is where it's at for me.
Beachwalk Press took my novella, Mia's Books and it was published in July. Yay!
I have to go now but here's a list of people who make me happy (Among many, many more...) - I will come back and add to this list later - I'm late for a very important date!
Erotica for all
Kd Grace,
Justine Elyot,
Lucy Felthouse
Beachwalk Press
Lacy Wolfe
Pepper Anthony
Xcite Books
My man
Captain Paul Azad
Victoria Blisse
Shhh Women's Store
Kaleigh Newal
Theresa Stilwagon
Ms Rebecca Bond
Scarlet Hart
Monday, 17 October 2011
Another lady who Launches: KD Grace
The wonderful KD Grace has a new racy novel, The Pet Shop. I fell in love with KD's work last year when I read The Initiation of Miss Holly and a host of her shorts - I fell in love with KD when I read her blog. She is insightful, funny and thoughtful about all aspects of being an erotica writer. If I ever have doubts about my chosen genre, I head on over there for comfort and renewed enthusiasm.
And while I'm fed up to have missed the party Launch party on Friday, I hear it was the bomb! So big congratulations. Click on the book cover to read all about it - and keep reading for an extract and where to buy...
The Pet Shop
And while I'm fed up to have missed the party Launch party on Friday, I hear it was the bomb! So big congratulations. Click on the book cover to read all about it - and keep reading for an extract and where to buy...
The Pet Shop
Blurb
An
erotic novel by best-selling author K D Grace.
In
appreciation for a job well done, STELLA JAMES 's boss sends her a pet – a
human pet. The mischievous TINO comes straight from THE PET SHOP complete with
a collar, a leash, and an erection. Stella soon discovers the pleasure of
keeping Pets, especially this one, is extremely addicting.
Obsessed
with Tino and with the reclusive philanthropist, VINCENT EVANSTON, who looks
like Tino, but couldn’t be more different, Stella is drawn into the secret
world of The Pet Shop. As her animal lust awakens, Stella must walk the thin
line that separates the business of pleasure from the more dangerous business
of the heart or suffer the consequences.
Excerpt
"YOU CAN'T BE SERIOUS," O'Kelly said,
nearly dropping the phone. "You can't really mean to give Stella James
Tino for the whole weekend. Wouldn't a nice gift voucher from Selfridges be
more appropriate?"
The Boss offered her a tolerant chuckle on the
other end of the phone. "Didn't she tell you she thought an occasional
shag wasn't too much to ask for doing such a demanding job?"
"Yes, but she was joking. I'm sure she never
expected–"
"Well, she's right. It isn't too much to
ask, is it? She's a very dedicated employee, and we've always done our best to
reward dedicated employees, especially one with such promise, one that we have
such plans for."
"Yes but–"
"Hasn't she met and surpassed our
expectations since she's joined Strigida, and didn't we both agree she's
exactly what we're looking for?"
"Yes, but–"
"She's not in a relationship, right?"
She rolled her eyes and glanced down at her
watch. He was on a roll. Nothing for it now but to hear him out.
"No relationship, no family. Stella can
afford to live in London because she has no life outside of work, all factors
we took into account when we hired her. There's no arguing she doesn't have
time for sex." He paused long enough for a quick breath. "Sorry to
say that's the way of the world these days. All work and no play. Very sad.
Very sad indeed."
"Yes, sir. It is sad, but, sir, Tino?"
"Yes. Tino."
"OK, maybe for a couple of hours, maybe.
But surely not for the whole weekend."
"Yes, for the whole weekend, O'Kelly, from
Friday night till Sunday evening. Every last second of it."
O"Kelly rubbed her forehead impatiently then
rolled her shoulders to loosen the knots, which she could always count on the
Boss to tighten. "It's not that the woman doesn't deserve a weekend of
blow-your-brains-out sex. God knows she does, but ..."
"But what, O'Kelly? Get to the point."
O"Kelly squirmed uncomfortably in her seat.
She found the whole thing a bit embarrassing, actually. "Well, sir, she's
just so ..."
"So what?"
"She's just so tight laced, so prim and
proper. I don't know – all business. I can't help but wonder if we've made a
mistake, and even if we haven't, a weekend with Tino is just so hardcore at
this stage, don't you think?" She straightened in her chair and brushed
her skirt free of the few remaining crumbs from the sandwich she had wolfed for
lunch. "I can't picture her being the kind who could appreciate or even be
able to handle a weekend with Tino."
"Prim and proper? Really? You just told me
she was joking about the company providing sex as a fringe benefit for its
overworked employees. Doesn't sound very prim and proper to me. In fact she
sounds like exactly the woman we've been looking for."
Buy Links
Paperback:
eBook:
Bio
K D
Grace was born with a writing obsession. It got worse once she actually learned
HOW to write. There's no treatment for it. It's progressive and chronic and
quite often interferes with normal, everyday functioning. She might actually be
concerned if it wasn't so damned much fun most of the time.
K D's
erotic romance novels, The Initiation of Ms Holly and The Pet Shop, both published
by Xcite Books, are available from all good paperback and eBook retailers.
Her
erotica has been published with Xcite Books, Mammoth, Cleis Press, Black Lace,
Erotic Review, Ravenous Romance, Sweetmeats Press and Scarlet Magazine.
Find
out more about K D Grace on her website, http://kdgrace.co.uk.
She's also on Facebook and Twitter.
Friday, 14 October 2011
A lady who launches! Lucy Felthouse - Weekend At Wilderhope Manor
Big congratulations to Lucy Felthouse - her new spooky title, Weekend at Wilderhope Manor, launches today and I'm delighted to share a saucy peek inside with you...
Blurb:
When Stephanie and Jenny go to a Murder Mystery
Halloween weekend at Wilderhope Manor, they’re expecting fun and games. But
following creaky floorboards, spooky noises and an alarming encounter in the
Manor’s grounds, the girls begin to wonder if there’s more to Wilderhope Manor
than meets the eye. As they find frequent comfort in one another’s arms – and
their bed – will the girls discover what’s causing the bumps in the night, or
will they run scared?
Excerpt:
The car trundled up the long driveway, the
crunching of gravel beneath tyres the only sound as Stephanie and her
girlfriend, Jenny, peered out of the windows at their surroundings.
Even at dusk the tree-lined driveway was
impressive with perfectly maintained parkland, spanning for acres on either
side of it. As Stephanie steered the Fiesta around a bend in the track, they
both gasped. Their destination, Wilderhope Manor, had come into view and it was
stunning. The Tudor style property was huge, with no less than three frontages
visible from where they were. Chimneys with intricately built patterns jutted
into the darkening sky, with tangles of ivy climbing parts of the manor, giving
the place an appearance that was both beautiful and foreboding.
Presently, the driveway opened out into a
gravelled area, which as far as Stephanie could tell, doubled as a car park for
the weekend. Stephanie manoeuvred into a spot between two vehicles and killed
the engine. As she turned to Jenny, she jumped, startled. Her girlfriend had
leaned in close, making a scary face with her hands mimicking claws.
“Are you ready to be scared out of your wits,
young lady?” Jenny rasped, wiggling her eyebrows and fingers theatrically.
Stephanie shoved her playfully, laughing. “Come
on, you silly cow. It’s a murder mystery weekend, not a monster hunt. There
will be no ghosts, ghouls or vampires involved.”
Stephanie got out of the car and closed the door.
She’d already popped open the boot and started unloading their bags before
Jenny appeared alongside her, pouting petulantly.
“But it’s Halloween tomorrow,” Jenny insisted.
“Anything could happen. The veil between the living and dead will be at its
thinnest, and this place is meant to be swarming with ghosts.”
“If you say so, sweetheart,” she replied, rolling
her eyes. She was used to Jenny’s crazy beliefs by now. “Grab your bags and
let’s get inside. It’s cold. You got the tickets?”
Jenny nodded, brandishing her handbag in
response. Jenny picked up her overnight bag as Stephanie slammed the boot lid
before locking the car, then followed her toward the grand entrance to
Wilderhope Manor.
* * *
A little while later, they were installed in
their room. They’d each been handed a “Welcome Pack” by the staff member who
had attended to them at Reception, which consisted of their itinerary and
instructions for the weekend.
As they unpacked, she voiced one of the thoughts
that had run through her head. “Have you ever noticed how places never bat an
eye at two girls sharing a room, and yet, if it’s two guys, they automatically
assume they’re gay?”
“They’ll soon change their tune when they see
your outfit for tonight!” Jenny replied, grinning cheekily at her. “It screams
‘lesbian’ with every stitch!”
“Whatever do you mean, you saucy wench? Someone
with girl parts dressing as a distinguished gentleman does not a lesbian make.”
“True, but I wonder what it’ll do to you? Perhaps
it’ll work in reverse and turn you straight!”
Go on, treat yourself!
Buy Links:
*****
Lucy is a graduate of the University of Derby,
where she studied Creative Writing. During her first year, she was dared to
write an erotic story - so she did. It went down a storm and she's never looked
back. Lucy has had stories published by Cleis Press, Noble Romance, Ravenous
Romance, Summerhouse Publishing, Sweetmeats Press and Xcite Books. She is also
the editor of Uniform Behaviour and Seducing the Myth. Find out more at http://www.lucyfelthouse.co.uk. You
can also find her on Facebook
and Twitter.
Wednesday, 5 October 2011
Space naughties
So as some of you may know, I am the slowest reader in the entire world... I buy books and ebooks all the time but the pile of 'to be read' just keeps growing. (that reminds me, I must update my Goodreads lists). The ebook list is the longest of all as I don't have a working e reader and the thought of cosying under the covers with my rather enormous laptop just doesn't do it for me.
So, I thought I'd write about about an amazing book that captures my wonder of space and the universe alongside some lovely intergalactic sex romps!
'Seeing Stars' is a great read - I am only about one sixth of the way in but if I wait until I finish it, well, let's just say, paperbacks may be obsolete and everyone might be on their way to romps in space hotels of their own. It's a Total-e-bound anthology with some fab authors including one of my all time favourites, Justine Elyot.
So if you're a sci-fi kinda girl, (and even if you aren't) Seeing Stars is a must!
So, I thought I'd write about about an amazing book that captures my wonder of space and the universe alongside some lovely intergalactic sex romps!
'Seeing Stars' is a great read - I am only about one sixth of the way in but if I wait until I finish it, well, let's just say, paperbacks may be obsolete and everyone might be on their way to romps in space hotels of their own. It's a Total-e-bound anthology with some fab authors including one of my all time favourites, Justine Elyot.
So if you're a sci-fi kinda girl, (and even if you aren't) Seeing Stars is a must!
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