It reached the giddy heights of NUMBER 1 in the free Amazon bisexual erotica chart - woo-hoo!
And look! Here it is at number 1 - :D
Here's the blurb (go on, you know you want to...):
[1] idea + [13] writers = an erotic anthology like no other!
Chemical [se]X by Oleander Plume starts off this unique collection with a bang. Using a top-secret ingredient, two lonely scientists create the most powerful aphrodisiac chocolates the world has ever seen.
The idea: What would happen if these chocolates reached the hands of consenting adults?
13 writers: From seasoned writers to fresh new voices, each author took the idea and ran - creating mini-masterpieces of chocolate, seduction, and red-hot sizzling sex that will leave your cheeks burning and your fingers reaching for just...one...more!
The anthology: A stale marriage finds its spark, hot man on man sex at a roller disco, a sub turns Domme, twosomes become threesomes become foursomes, coworkers turn sex partners, dinner parties go wild, friends become lovers, scorching marital romance in a subway station, a woman finds freedom from a strict religious order - these chocolates need to carry a warning, just like this book: too hot to handle!
Authors (in order of appearance): Oleander Plume, Jade A. Waters, Dario Dalla Lasta, Malin James, Tabitha Rayne, Jacob Louder, F. Leonora Solomon, Exhibit A, C.E. Hansen, L. Maretta, Ella Dawson, Tamsin Flowers, Annabeth Leong
Oh boy - oh boy! It's a HUGE day for me and you guys - first of all... It's the 10th of February which means it's my day to host the Chemical [se]X Capture Cupid Blog HOP!
Second of all click here for the launch day news of Sexy Just Got Rich - filthy stories of the filthy rich from the Brit Babes:D
Back to the chocolate and sex fest which is Chemical [sex] - come join our horny literary party and win lots of prizes - all you have to do is comment on this and any other participant's blog and you'll be put in a sexy draw. And in the spirit of a good orgy, the more times you take part, the more chances you have of hitting that sweet spot in the draw! And that counts here too - show me some love and leave me lots of comments...
Here's the trailer for this extremely erotic book - *warning, reading this book may induce feelings of sexual euphoria and serious chocolate cravings!
As an extra prize - any comments received here on this post will also be put in the draw for one of my solo erotic ebooks - click here to see which one tickles your fancy. Remember to leave your email address so we can contact you about your prize.
£25/$37 Gift voucher for Belle De Soir!
And now to the other mouth watering delicious sensual prizes you can win to make your Valentine's the sexiest, sultriest ever... take a look at the piccies while I tell you my own tale of Capturing Cupid...
I've always loved Valentine's Day for as long as I can remember. The lead up, the waiting, the anticipation..
Will they figure out my handwriting, I hope not! I hope so! Will they find it? Will they figure out the little intricate treasure hunt to the little handmade box with the single Loveheart sweetie inside? (ok, ok, yes, I couldn't resist and ate the rest...)
And then, the even more exciting... will I get any? Will my hands be trembling as I lift the fragrant red envelope? Will the writing be done in the left hand to avoid exposing the sender's true identity?
First by Jacob Louder and Cream by Lana Fox
eBooks from Go Deeper press
Sometimes I'd get a handmade card - the ones we made in art class, with scrawling immature text.
A $10 gift card for Seatle Chocolates from Oleander Plume!
But my favourite was the one that came through the post. How sophisticated! The beautifully scripted handwriting sloping to the right - the slant of a much more mature admirer. I'd trace my fingers over my name, thinking how pretty it looked on paper compared to how it sounded out loud...
Every year my secret admirer would send me a Valentine, scented with a floral bouquet and written in the beautiful script.
This has continued into my adult life and while I may not send so many out, I still look forward with excitement to my lovely card.
A paperback copy of the book itself!
Signed by the author of your choice...
It took me several years to uncover the identity of my secret admirer. I begun to get suspicious when when the familiarity of the font spilled over into my birthday cards... especially when, over time, the writing has become shaky and a little less precise...
Yes, my lovely Granny was the one to make me feel like the most popular girl in town!
I never directly confronted her over it, but she gave me a wink one year and told me, "A lady should always have a secret admirer."
I read somewhere that Gypsy Rose Lee's mother would send out bouquets of flowers to Gypsy Rose after every performance... how wonderful.
Happy Valentine's Day!
Remember to comment for a chance to win these fancy prizes!
And click my ass (this piccy) for a list of books to choose
from if you win my bonus prize!
February 14 – winners will be announced at
chemicalsex.wordpress.com!!!! And remember - comment as many times as you can to increase your chances! And if you can't wait until the 14th to find out if you've won - click here to download a free copy of Sexy Just Walked into Town by the Brit Babes - go grab it now!
Hello there all romance lovers! It's the month we've all been waiting for. The yearning, the longing, the mystery... ahhh it's February Fever!!!
There's so much going on!
First let me direct you to a sexy little blog hop, courtesy of the Chemical [se]X book authors - Capture Cupid! Click to be taken to a round up of the amazing prizes and pop back here on the 10th of February for my post and even more excitement!
And if you need a little sexy story to get you in the mood, my very first solo novella is on sale for 99c! Get it for the sale price for the whole month from Beachwalk Press -
Here's the Amazon links where you'll see some reviews to help you decide whether to spend your hard earned cash on some sexy romance :D Amazon Com Amazon UK
One of the reviewers said this:
"This story was right up my street or should I say alley?! It's a sexy read with a paranormal twist. The story flows really well, the sex is hot and the plot line is fantastic, leading up to an ending that I just loved. I thoroughly enjoyed this book and devoured it in one sitting." Which I was smiling for the whole day about.
The other BIG news is that The Brit Babes new anthology,Sexy Just Got Rich is now available for pre-order! Click hereto be sure of more sex and riches than you can shake your Krug at :D
So there you have it for now... I'll be back soon with excerpts and news. x x x
Well I hope you all had a wonderful New Year! To bring in 2015 on my little blog, here's a Sunday Snog with an excerpt from my story The Dinner Guest in Chemical [se]X - it's a tale of lustful chocolatey menage - enjoy! x x x Remember to click on through the Sunday Snog links to get more Sunday hotness x x
Goosebumps raise on every part of my body as we climb the stairs. I opt
to go first and I can feel the heat of the gaze of both men as they eye up my
stockinged legs and higher to my ass. I can't help it – I sashay a little deeper into my hips and
arousal wells in the pit of my abdomen. My knickers are damp, I can smell them.
I ought to be embarrassed but I'm not at all. It's the strangest thing. The
smell is combined with a cocoa fragrance and as we reach our door I glance back
only to see Jasper feeding Luca one of the chocolates he was holding in the
taxi.
What the hell?
His lips engulf the melting candy and Jasper pushes his fingers in a
little. Their eyes meet and in that moment, I see a decision has been made.
Luca sucks greedily on the digits wrapping his tongue and lips around them,
swallowing them deep into his mouth. Both their expressions are heavy with lust
and my knees buckle. I fall against the door and it breaks them from their
spell.
“What's going on?” I ask with my breath alone, no sound escapes me. I am floaty and
excited, am I tripping?
Luca leans against the wall with a goofy sexed out look on his face and
Jasper strides to me, another chocolate in his grip.
“Here, eat it,” he commands, grabbing my hair and pulling my head back, making no
mistake about my instruction. As he drops the chocolate into my open mouth he
slides his fingers on my tongue, fingering my mouth as if it were my pussy. It
is filthy rude and my cunt yearns. He rolls his pelvis into my side to show me
his hard on and I chance a glance at Luca who is rubbing his own erection
through his trousers.
As I swallow the sweet liquor of melted chocolate and saliva I feel
elevated beyond any need I've ever had.
“Unlock the fucking door, someone, now.” I fumble about and the keys fall to the floor.
Jasper dips down and pauses on his knees, observing my spread feet. Like a
feral animal pouncing, he dips up and under my dress, clawing at my panties,
biting and tonguing my pussy through the fabric.
Luca comes over and I'm worried he'll be furious with me for allowing
another man into my private space but he just smiles and stoops to take the key
from Jasper' grip. He quickly opens the door and we stumble and fall inside,
grabbing at furniture, anything to catch our balance in this tangle of bodies.
I
am confused. Of course I know what's happening and it feels great but I'm not
quite sure how it's happening. We
never discussed this, Luca has never once hinted that he would consider a
threesome... Threesome, forming the word in my mind sends spirals of illicit naughty
desire racing through me. Menage-a-trois. How deliciously sordid. My breasts
feel engorged and the beaded nipples are almost painful. I need to get out of
my dress right now. I'm so hot and confined. I tear at the fabric and am
delighted when four more hands join the crusade to get me naked...
And there you have it! If you need to read on, you can grab a copy of Chemical [se]X here... I've read the other stories and I'm a-tellin you - this is one hawt book! :D Remember the other snoggers for more kissy kissy action x x x
We produced a hot collection Sexy Just Walked into Town
which you can download for free! Keep an eye out for a secret new project!
The 13 (dirty baker's dozen) involved in bringing the sexy
chocolatey anthology Chemical se[X] to life! Big mention
and throbbing hard love to Oleander Plume for that! Here are the others who
have also been fab to work with:
I
came out a bit too this year, casting aside my visual anonymity with an
interview and photo in the EAN magazine! Yikes :D
Writer’s
block has had me grimacing this year so I have had to find other ways to use up
the creative energy including videos
and paintings.
I
took part in Exhibit A’s Sinful Stories and because of the block, made a little
film for that. It is part of Molly Moore’s amazing Sinful Sunday project – check
it out – I’m hoping to get braver this year and join in more – it’s a fabulous
visual treat every Sunday.
And
finally, I’ve been working on an invention to enhance certain experiences but
it’s top secret so I’m hoping to share more about that this year. Shhhhh…
I’ve
been lucky enough to meet some incredibly awesome people this year, thanks to
the internet, ETO,Erofame, andEroticon where I met loads of people mentioned already and the fantastic Vida Bailey. The world of
Erotica is a friendly place indeed.
I
had a lovely visit from Jaye Shields who came to stay in my wee Scottish part
of the world – she’s such a cool well travelled woman and now has been
initiated into the Irn Bru culture ;)
So
that’s all my news over (I’ve probably missed out LOADS of stuff so my
devastated apologies if you or your event wasn’t mentioned) – what’s been the
highlight of your year? Leave me a comment and I’ll put them in a draw send an
ebook to the winner :D
The
more you smile, the more people smile back! (And if you have an erotic book in
your clutches, your smile will be broad indeed!)
If you simply cannot wait to read this mouth (and other parts) watering collection - why not heat up your Kindle and treat yourself to an eBook version :D Amazon Com Amazon UK
Sex and chocolate! Was there ever such a marriage made in heaven? Isn't the thought of it making you bite your lip? Chocolate melting on your tongue…desire pooling in your gut… There's a chemical connection between sex and chocolate that makes our craving for the pair together far more than the sum of its parts.
Oleander Plume has always been obsessed by this coupling and so, inspired by her wicked short story Chemical [se]X, she corralled a baker's dozen of erotica writers and force fed them chocolate until they complied with her wishes. Each one of them has turned in a mini-masterpiece of chocolate, seduction and red-hot sizzling sex that will have your cheeks burning and your fingers reaching for just…one…more.
All of the writers Oleander selected are at the top of their high caliber game. From seasoned writers who've already proved their mettle to a number of extraordinarily gifted newcomers, you'll find so much satisfaction between these pages. In every story, the aphrodisiac chocolates developed in Oleander's original story put in an appearance—causing a submissive to turn Domme, kicking off an orgy at a roller disco, rekindling a long-dead marriage, and playing havoc within the repressed confines of religious order. Men jump on men, a woman jumps on her husband's boss, twosomes become threesomes become foursomes… These chocolates need to carry a warning—just like this book—too hot to handle!
Naturally, each copy of Chemical [se]X should come with its own small gold box of aphrodisiac chocolates. We're so sorry it doesn't! But rest assured, the stories you'll find between these pages will leave you just as heated as any aphrodisiac could have done. Finger-licking good!
That's right folks - Bring on the dancing girls! Pucker your lips around that bugle - make ready for the fanfare parade - Chemical [se]Xis now available!
Here's the blurby bit Sex and chocolate! Was there ever such a marriage made in heaven? Isn't the thought of it making you bite your lip? Chocolate melting on your tongue…desire pooling in your gut… There's a chemical connection between sex and chocolate that makes our craving for the pair together far more than the sum of its parts.
Oleander Plume has always been obsessed by this coupling and so, inspired by her wicked short story Chemical [se]X, she corralled a baker's dozen of erotica writers and force fed them chocolate until they complied with her wishes. Each one of them has turned in a mini-masterpiece of chocolate, seduction and red-hot sizzling sex that will have your cheeks burning and your fingers reaching for just…one…more.
All of the writers Oleander selected are at the top of their high caliber game. From seasoned writers who've already proved their mettle to a number of extraordinarily gifted newcomers, you'll find so much satisfaction between these pages. In every story, the aphrodisiac chocolates developed in Oleander's original story put in an appearance—causing a submissive to turn Domme, kicking off an orgy at a roller disco, rekindling a long-dead marriage, and playing havoc within the repressed confines of religious order. Men jump on men, a woman jumps on her husband's boss, twosomes become threesomes become foursomes… These chocolates need to carry a warning—just like this book—too hot to handle!
Naturally, each copy of Chemical [se]X should come with its own small gold box of aphrodisiac chocolates. We're so sorry it doesn't! But rest assured, the stories you'll find between these pages will leave you just as heated as any aphrodisiac could have done. Finger-licking good! Here's the trailer to hopefully whet your appetite (and panties, if we've done our job properly!)
This has been an amazing book to work on - mainly because of how much fun and hard working the other authors are - but this was all brought together by one incredible lady - if you don't know her already - you bloody well should - it's the editor - the awesome, the incredible, Queen Oleander Fuckalicious Plume! Follow her onTwitter, not only is she supportive and creative, she's hysterical!
Here's some bit's about the stories you can expect to get you hawt! Oleander Plume's Chemical [se]X kicked the whole thing off as a potent South American herb is developed into the most irresistible chocolate ever. In Malin James's Bittersweet, one taste of the sexy chocolates is enough for a submissive to come over all Domme with her married lover.
For her first published outing, Ella Dawson takes us back to the college dorm where the Friendly Neighborhood Drug Dealer is peddling candy that has a whole new affect…
In Flat Warming, Exhibit A's lovelorn bachelor finds succor when a different kind of hunger drives new flat mates to set aside the sweets and start munching on each other instead.
For a long-time married couple, life in the bedroom has virtually ground to a halt in Jade A Waters' The Connection. That is until the wife hears about a new brand of chocolate…
In Tabitha Rayne's, The Dinner Guest, a couple unearth their secret kinky desires when an old college friend starts dishing out the chocolates.
When a temp lands a job in the offices of the chocolate manufacturer, she uncovers some unexpectedly sweet perks... It's Chocolate Covered by F. Leonora Solomon.
In [du]X, Dario Dalla Lasta takes us for a testosterone-charged spin around the roller-disco courtesy of, you guessed it, some very special chocolates.
When her husband's boss comes for dinner, one woman's dessert turns into something extraordinary when she chooses a novel ingredient for making the ganache—Dinner for Three from L. Maretta.
In Jacob Louder's Thursday Threesome/Birthday Foursome the usual dynamic of a Thursday threesome is all shook up by the arrival of an extra guest and the ingestion of the aphrodisiacs.
C. E. Hansen offers us a sizzling journey home from work in The Commute—after all, why wait until you get home?
Disappearing into the woodshed usually means a horror story, but not in Tamsin Flowers' lethargic, Deep South encounter with The Stranger.
In Oleander Plume's Coffee Break, two young contractors take on more than they bargained for at the Mayor's residence—but then maybe they shouldn't have helped themselves to the chocolates!
The collection closes with The Alleged Savage, Annabeth Leong's delicious novella of repressed lust, original sin and chocolate frenzy Come and buy your copy now - you'll be oooozing oxytocin before you know it! Amazon com Amazon UK It's paperback too! There's a whole website dedicated to this chocolate literary erotic experience - come take a look :) http://chemicalsex.wordpress.com/
Hello and happy Halloween - een! Two bits of news today...
I'm so excited I could burst - I have a story in a sexy new anthology coming out very soon - it's called Chemical [Se]X and includes all manner of filthy tales from some awesome writers - it all started with a tale of aphrodisiac chocolate from Oleander Plume...
Take a squizz at the photos and excerpts - phew! I defy you not to want to eat this book whole - it's so hawt!
And the next news is - you guys KNOW how much I love Halloween - so why not Join The Brit Babes and I at our spooky Facebook Party, Shivers and Tingles, tomorrow night from 5pm GMT - Fun chat - prizes and contests - you can even dook for apples if you like :D
See you tomorrow night! And I can't wait for you to read Chemical [Se]X either x x x